Wedding$ wedding$ wedding$.. There is 3 reason why you will see me at weddings.

1) Because i was force to

2) Because my mum loves to listen to my critics

3) Free food (my mum lazy to cook lah)

3 THINGS THAT U WILL SEE ME DO AT WEDDINGS

A) OBSERVE

- Service (How the guest are serve /how the buffet-line ups)

-Ambience ( Decor, entertainment ,etc)

-Impact (Guest experience,etc)

B) Critic (one of my best talents when comes to wedding)

C) Shake head

The problem is here is not Money..The problem is the couple. I mean if how do you guys plan you wedding? If you have no money for a wedding planner, then get a simple one...

6 things i hate about malay wedding

1) MAKCIK KARAOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! makcik, is not that iam trying to be kurang hajar but really gigi makcik bogeh so i cant hear wat u singing , all i can hear is air..And the mat rockers.. My goodness, they can shout ''SIAPA SHAKILA!!'' .. bloddy irritating . Lainlah kalau he sings my name rite.Then sum even sing break up song.. tak sesuai langsung , like hello! its a wedding

2) Food!!!!! i mean can you imagine going like 4 weddings in a day and all you eat is nasi minyak nasi minyak. Frm one end of the buffet line to the other end ,i swear to god, all you can see is oil oil and lots of oil.

3)Mat motors.. i swear its a big disgrace...I mean how can you come to a wedding with ur A t-shirt wit ur the logo of ur grp brand and the best tink is you guys came with shorts! WTF.. krg pikir ape? Tak hormat majlis org langsung.

4) Crowd !!!! duh.... i feel like iam in wedding expo..

5) Sumtimes the bride and groom mcm syoik sendiri, i senyum kat u, u senyum kat i. i potong kek pun tak de org tau pasal dj tak tell the guest..

My wedding option

OPTION A

-An option that my ex hated so much.. sumhow we actually argue over it..

Venue : Mosque/foyer

Decor : Simple ROMATIC,

Entertainment: romantic instrumental music

Food: Cocktail like repcetion set up. Mostly canapies and finger food

Time: Fix..

Door gift/berkat : A note book the written my name and my husband name and best wishes

Audience : My close sedara and close frens ( ayuni, siti,iqah raizal,awal,rizal,luqi,mojo,hakim,ahmad, suzi,shariffa,Sufi ,liyana and Vee)

No silat or kompang please...Listen to my plan..

Fix time is given. Then all guest must sign their name and best wishes in the guest book.All seated,nikah ceremony begins.After nikah, and doa there will be a slides presentation made by me, to tell my hero ur the most prefect man in my eyes, or mayb i will like to give a speech abt how worth is my long wait when god has given me the best gift that i could wish for. Ouh ya and my wedding song.. its a BIG MUST! Then they shall all proceed to the reception to dive in the yummy food. Bride and groom will move aroud and thank the guest for comming ..And of cos i will hire a professional photographer to take candid snapshots.. Unless my sis is able to do it, (she want to learn abt photograpy).. There you go.. simple wedding where every close relative and frens can witness my nikah ceremony and show how much i will dedicate my life to this marriage .. I dont need big money to spent on decoration and dejay where some spent so much but create little memories or impact to guest and the bride.

My plan will appear chepo or lokek,but hello ppl! iam paying for it. honestly i cant afford to feed you tons and ton of oil frm the nasi minyak,excatly ! harga minyak dah naik! But thats realli my dream, to get married as simple as possible and settle down in my own hm which then i spent much, because to me a home is heaven for both of us

OPTION B

-This wil happen if i really wana spent on my wedding, but again provided i can afford or mayb ada siape2 nak sponser?

Venue : Hotel Ball room

Decor : Simple sweet and romantic

Entertaiment: Romantic insturmental.. no kompang (too noisy) no silat( no goods for kids)haha(Mc)

Food: International hi tea or 5 course

Time: Fix

Service sequence(if course meal): Seats are pre asign at the reception hall to have crowd control. Food will be serve course by course.banquet manager should take not of orderly manner service.. I dont like when ppl serve and the food or tray is right on top of ur head or the ketiak is just nest to ur face..busok u noe... Speaking thru experience ah

My plan

Photographer will be taken candid photos.Pictures of the couple will be show on slides with respective memories of each other accompanied with romantic songs and lov qoutess. Early birds can type thier best wishes so that it can re reflected in the slides. When actually event start, the groom will wait in the hall, and when the bride enters, and walk to the groom, her wedding song will be played, or best still if the groom can sing for me, ah!!! cair aku!!! Then cutting of cake.. 2 tingkat sudah... After which the mc wil let us give a speech.. same tink how much i love you and why i love you... then 1st course will be out and so on... The bride and groom parents will be call out to bless them and say thier love and best doa for them.while mayb little entertaiment like interaction with guest or best still piano player than can sing nice song or like wat raizal (sorry i steal ur idea)ever told me, a strings quartet that comes to some table and sing song chosen by guest. mayb one paid malay dance....after which comes to the last course, dessert and cofee and tea the bride and groom will come down to interact and thank guest for comming...

The end.. It doesnt sound too complicating for me... a simple memorable wedding is all i need . WHERE EVERYONE CAN WITNESS MY HAPPY DAY

The one in white Is Cik Ayuni.. NO! NO! NO! its not her nick name nor ayuni hamasaki.. tHATS HER REAL NAME AYUNI.. This girl help nothing in my island..haha All she do is ask me '' Ros! dah siap ke belum'' .. banyak tanyer , tolong tak nak.heeh. Cik Ayuni very ambitions.. dont know why lah... She is currently studying in science CHEMICAL PROCESS TECH.. (eeeew no not my fav! science kills me and ct aswell) . This mak nenek been bregging on having a guy.. You so cerewet lah.. She want to come in one perfect pakage..PLUS SHE WANTS TO BE KISS AND KISSED! (MAKCIK! ANAK MAKCIK ROSAK!) The ususals'- Dead georgous, loving , Understanding,and many more lah... Haiz tungu lah kau!

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This is beeing archive frm Ayuni's blog and my comments will be the one in BLUE

when three most cracky person starts talkinand when bordom kills in the wee morning of the daywhen its juz a phone call away.haha ( MACAM BIASA, AKU LAYAN KAN AJE)

1) my friend(roslin) wants to be a a catwomen coz she wants to kiss batman. but then shes afraid of cats! WTH! (SHOO! DONT TELL BATMAN THAT!)

2) ct had an iritating guy over at msn

he ask= hey watcha doin?
ct= im sick, i wanna vomit now.
he ask= why?
ct= coz u chat with me, a sudden urge to vommit!
k. thats kinda evil! TWO HORNS COMIN FRM HER HEAD! hey stop! its roslin idea
( tu jantan so lembap..I tink ct u should put it this way)
HE ASK = hey watcha doing
Ct = iam trying to slove some issues
HE ASK = why?
Ct = when ever u tag me on msn i have this sudden urge to vommit and its been often since u often tag me. could u do me a favor and just keep ur ass off my way.

3) ct concession ends today. she wanted to book her car theory, whatever u call that, then we told her to walk frm pasir ris to ubi. haha! padan muka kau! (ct! demi cinta ku kepadamu, sanggup ku rintangi lautan api yg penuh onak dan duri )

4) OKIE! THIS IS FUNNY! hahhahahahahahahahah! couldnt stop laughing! and to realise i was laughing alone. imagination gone wild. (she has issus of laughing at her own jokes)

5) roslin say i will b dying anitime soon coz i eat too much maggie. DIAM AH KAU!
(well of cos, you have ruin gods creation which is the brain! u pollute it with msg)

6) was discussing abt peter pan. i think being immortal kinda sucks. coz u live too long. n i guess u can get bored. roslin thinks its kewl. having to stay young till gods know when, u can possibly easily change ur wife once dia dah mampoz! OTAK LU LAH CIK ROSLIN!
(well thats true! imagine ur brat pit and u are immortal. u dont grow old while ur partner angelina jolie have develop rinkles and her lips of cos starts to shag and when she dies, u can burn her, dump her adopted child and marrry a new one.. cos baby! , u dont grow old.. its not ur fault)

7) EDUCATIONAL ISSUES! HAHAHA! IT TURNS OUT TO BE THAT JC PPLE ARRE... HEHE shall not mention it here! yoyyoyoyoy

8) k lah geting sleepy! so we put down the phone!