Santa Claus
Thursday, January 3, 2008
its been 8 days since Christmas But i couldnt find a trace of Mr Santa..
Is Mr Santa just a myth...
Dear Mr Santa Claus
Every year ive sent you my wishlist and every year without fail i see no presents under my Pongpong Tree... Izit because you only put presents under a Christmas tree? But my appartment could fit any chrismas tree...Mr santa, ive been a good kid this year but still i dont receive any presents frm you. Did you forget to check your list twice?
Mr santa the other time when i was in work decorating the chrismas tree my manager bought a few sheets of birthday wraps and some shoe box. He ask me to wrap the shoe box with the wrappings and then place it under ur chirstmas tree.. I got so so angry. Thats call cheating on presents...! but i pray that you will visit my workplace and replace the empty shoe box with real presents.. but i waited and waited, there was no presents...
Dear Mr santa, forgive me but ive heard alot of gossip abt you.. They said
1. Santa is too lazy to fly to singapore because it is too far frm north pole
2. Santa decided to stop giving presents because there is an issue of baby boom!
3. Santa had enuf of squeezing his fat ass thru the chimeny
4. Santa is too tired to climb the stair of singapore hdb flats with his thick red coat..
5.Its global warming and santa is trying to design a new costume before he could fly to areas like singapore.
6. Santa cant fly to singapore because if any airforce craft happen to spot him flying, he might get shot.
7.Santa also cant travel thru singapore rd because santa didnt have cash card.
8.Santa decided to stop giving presents because there is too much sale going ard and ppl seems to afford their own presents
9.Petrol nowdays is too expensive for santa travel destination
10. Did eveyone lie abt santa
Dear santa
if your out there...
Love rossy
Best wishes to Mr santa
